BIRTHDAY: January 13th.
STAR SIGN: Capricorn.
PROFESSION: Genital matchmaker (AKA owner of Pick-A-Dick.)
SIBLINGS: One. Dominic "Dickhead" Austin.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black. Like my soul.
FAVORITE FOOD: Sugar. Anything with sugar.
FAVORITE DRINK: Alcohol. I'm easy. (Literally...)
FAVORITE SUPERHERO: Wonder Woman.
FAVORITE BOOK: Little Women.
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Friends.
FAVORITE MOVIE: Mean Girls.
THIS OR THAT?
COFFEE OR TEA? Cocktails.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Strawberry.
SPRINKLES OR SUGAR DONUTS? OMG PINK SPRINKLES.
HEELS OR FLATS? Slippers.
THONGS OR BRIEFS? Thongs.
DINNER OR DANCING? Both.
DOGGY STYLE OR COWGIRL? Depends. Is he hot?
PANTS OR DRESSES? I prefer being naked.
SEX OR SLEEP? Depends how good the sex is.
ON A BREAK OR NOT? OMG THEY WERE ON A BREAK.
BIRTHDAY: November 24th.
STAR SIGN: Sagittarius.
PROFESSION: Builder and raiser of Tiny Human.
SIBLINGS: None. Unless my mom's Siamese cat counts.
FAVORITE COLOR: I've just been told it's pink. (Red.)
FAVORITE FOOD: Bacon.
FAVORITE DRINK: Coffee. Tiny Human is exhausting.
FAVORITE SUPERHERO: Batman.
FAVORITE BOOK: Uhh... Anything that isn't Paw Patrol.
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Anything not on Nick Jr.
FAVORITE MOVIE: James Bond.
THIS OR THAT?
COFFEE OR TEA? Coffee.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate.
SPRINKLES OR SUGAR DONUTS? Either.
HEELS OR FLATS? Heels aren't really my thing...
THONGS OR BRIEFS? On me? Neither. On a woman? Thongs.
DINNER OR DANCING? Dinner.
DOGGY STYLE OR COWGIRL? Both.
PANTS OR DRESSES? Uhh...who wrote these questions?
SEX OR SLEEP? Sex.
ON A BREAK OR NOT? I...have no idea what you mean.